Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Press Release from Tulsa Golf Challenge Championship


API: Sports: Golf

Further Allegations of Rules Infringement Hurled Against Golf Medal Holder
Press Release
September 18, 2010

Once again, a violation of the golf rules has been charged against current Tulsa Golf Challenge Champion medal-holder “Ace” Middleton.  In a photo released from the recent tournament in which the renowned golfer "Bogey" Brown was robbed, er lost, the coveted Tulsa Golf Challenge Champion medal to Middleton it can be clearly seen that Middleton’s golf bag was well over the 14-club limit. Asked to comment, Middleton stated abruptly “Hell, that’s not even my bag! That’s that stupid (expletive deleted) Brown’s bag.” When questioned about this, Brown explained that “before the round we agreed to trade bags – we do this all the time.” Told of Brown’s explanation, Middleton gave another statement: “I don’t even own that many clubs! No sane golfer does. And, I’m going to tell Bogey’s wife that he owns more golf clubs than most golf stores even have in their inventory.” Upon hearing this, Brown said the whole incident was obviously a misunderstanding and that the photo reported to have been taken at the golf tournament was “apparently sent in by someone as a misguided joke.”

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